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The Dimitri Collection

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$49.99Taxes and shipping calculated at checkout

ColorVintage Black

Size

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  • DeliveryMade to order. [CONFIRM] business days to print + [CONFIRM] days delivery. Exact shipping cost shown at checkout before you pay.
  • Returns[CONFIRM: e.g. Size exchanges within 30 days of delivery.] Full policy
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Size guide

Unisex fit. True to size for a classic fit. For an oversized look, go one size up.

SizeChest widthBody length
XS[CONFIRM][CONFIRM]
S[CONFIRM][CONFIRM]
M[CONFIRM][CONFIRM]
L[CONFIRM][CONFIRM]
XL[CONFIRM][CONFIRM]
2XL[CONFIRM][CONFIRM]
3XL[CONFIRM][CONFIRM]
4XL[CONFIRM][CONFIRM]

Measured flat, in inches. Copy the exact numbers from your print supplier's spec sheet.

Why this piece

Not a joke shirt. A shirt with a sense of humour and very good posture.

  1. 01

    The line.

    Eleven words that end any argument. Best delivered slowly, with a straight face.

  2. 02

    The black.

    A vintage black that works under a tailored jacket, with a chain, or on its own.

  3. 03

    Made to order.

    Printed when you order it, for you. Not mass-produced and left in a warehouse.

Before you buy

The straight answers.

A real person answers: support@staykindly.store

How does it fit?

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Want it oversized? Go one size up. Exact measurements are in the size guide next to the size buttons.

What is it made of?

[CONFIRM fabric composition and weight from your supplier, e.g. 100% cotton, ___ GSM.]

How is it printed?

[CONFIRM print method, e.g. direct-to-garment or screen print.]

How do I wash it?

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.

When will it arrive?

Every shirt is made to order. Printing takes [CONFIRM] business days, then delivery takes [CONFIRM] business days. You'll get tracking by email as soon as it ships.

How much is shipping?

[CONFIRM your rates.] The exact cost is shown at checkout before you pay.

Can I return or exchange it?

[CONFIRM your return and exchange policy.]

Do I need an account?

No. Check out as a guest with card, Shop Pay, Apple Pay or Google Pay where available.

Say it slowly.

One shirt. One line. You know which size you are.

Shop the shirt — $49.99